The Hotter Affleck?

 

I'm going with Casey Affleck for a few reasons. Ben Affleck has had Fishstick and JLo smegma on him and I just can't get with that. Didn't he pork Britney Spears too? I'll pass. Ben looks like another Hollywood douche. Fake tanned and made up.

 

Casey looks like he doesn't give an eff and you know what that means. That usually means they know how to split the wood and slap that ass. Ben would be too worried about screwing up his manicure.

 

Here's Benny and Casey at the premiere of "Gone Baby Gone" in Hollyweird last night.