Keeping Her Mouth Shut

 

JLo was on Good Morning America today and MTV's TRL yesterday where both hosts awkwardly tried to get her to admit that she's knocked up. JLo is reportedly pregnant with twins, but has yet to confirm. I guess JLo's pr-whores got to the hosts before, because nobody would come out and ask "Bitch, are you pregnant or just fat?"

 

On GMA this morning, Robin Roberts said to JLO, "We're going to talk about family and what's going on." Diane Sawyer stopped her though and said, “She's very private, she loves her privacy...So there's very little we can do!"

Meaning...JLo's skanks are on us!

 

Not admitting your knocked up is the new trend. It keeps your name on the internet and keeps people talking about it. She has an album to promote! She'll probably announce it when we're all over it.

 

I mean how many ugly ass mumus can you possibly wear?! And that make-up is no joke. Her eyeshadow is wearing eyeshadow.