Stories like the one I'm about to tell you are only born from slow ass news day. Seriously, a story about a toilet?! Well, I do write about Britney Spears ten times a day. Same different.
won the Q Awars for Best Album, but she said she was "too sick" to pick it up. After a night of partying, Metro UK
found her award on top of a toilet!
The award was discovered by the General Manager of Bar Soho. He said, "I was exceptionally surprised to find the award. In the state that she's in these days I'm sure she doesn't care too much. I'm sure the Q awards wouldn't be too happy it's been left in a bar.
"If she's getting an award she should really be there to pick it up."
This is so fucking stupid! My fingernails are looking at me like "are you actually typing this shit?!" YES! YES I am and you're going to love it.
Below is Wino and that dude outside her home in London three days.