Ummm....Where's The Kabbalah Water?

 

Madonna forced poor baby David to attend a Kabbalah service in NYC today. He doesn't want to deal with that shit. Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Sandra Bernhard and her daughter Cecily also attended.

 

That bitch in the cowboy hat behind Ashton below is so damn hot. Wait, is that Brit Brit? 

 

Ashton looks like a tampon.