It's Growing On Me

 

I said last week that Jakey Gyllenhaal's beard wasn't doing anything for me. I change my mind. I've always had a unabomber fantasy and Jake is now the one that can make it come true. He can be Ted Kaczynski and I'll be the bomb. He'll have to tickle my wires to make me explode. OK! Stop! Don't get the gong. I tried! It's early.

 

Here's Jakey leaving Letterman yesterday.