Rapist Face?

 

A Seattle woman claims David Copperfield forcibly made his penis disappear into her vagina! Fox News reports that the woman told authorities the alleged rape went down in the Bahamas and she waited until she came back to the States to report it.

 

Yesterday David's Las Vegas warehouse was raided by the FBI. The raid was related to the Bahamas incident.

 

Davey's lawyer said, "If in fact those are the allegations, unfortunately false allegations are all too often made against famous individuals. But we are confident the investigation will conclude favorably."

 

I have no idea what he said, but ok.

 

The FBI took a laptop computer, a camera's memory card and nearly $2 million in cash. Dirty pictures, eh?

 

The $2 million in cash was probably just their tip. They didn't have to take it, but why not?!

 

This is going to turn into a he said, she said thing. He's going to say it was consensual and she's going to obviously say otherwise.

 

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