Tom & Katie Make Their Fake Relationship Official

The moment we've been waiting for (not really) has arrived and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially husband and wife. Katie wore an off the shoulder Armani gown and Tom wore a blue suit. Boring and yawn.

People Magazine reports:

The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister, according to a statement from their reps. The wedding party included Cruise's children, Isabella and Connor, the best man was Cruise's best friend, David Miscavige – the head of the Church of Scientology – and Katie's sister Nancy Blaylock served as the matron of honor. Though initially there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes's marriage on Saturday was official – the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal – Cruise's reps say Tom and Katie took care of everything beforehand. "As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy," according to the statement.

Posh Beckham used this moment as her own fashion catwalk. Bitch looks way hot and I'm sure she was going for that alien look. David couldn't attend the wedding, because he was due back for training. I think he got in trouble. Anyway, I'm sure there will be a hell more pictures and I can't wait (sarcastic yawn.)