Mormon Goes Down

In case you missed it, Marie Osmond went doooown on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night. She was being judged and all of a sudden hit the ground. The audience sort of laughed thinking Marie was just trying to be funny. No, she didn't die. She was fine and that was that. She later said backstage that it happens to her sometimes. Hey! Old ladies pass out every now and again. The judges didn't seem to give a fuck and only gave her dance a 21 out of 30.

Sorry Marie, passing out is not going to work! Thank Mormon Godhead I wasn't in the audience, because I would've kept laughing way into commercial break. Old people fainting is funny! I'm sure I'm going to faint a lot when I get that old and all of you have my permission to laugh away!