Tuesday, October 23rd 2007

Fauxmance

 
*image removed per request*
 
Their movie is bombing, so what do they do? Throw them together again! Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were photographed holding hands as they got off of a plane yesterday reports OK! Magazine . The magazine also reports they were kissing while leaving the plane.
 
Stop this fakery! Damn, is it worth it? They look cute, but come on. Wait....should I be buying this? I'm so confused! Jake let's meet on the men's bathroom floor, so you can tell me everything is going to be ok. The women's room floor is too cold.
 
 


  • Jakey Gyllenhaal