Ptolemy?!

 

One of the worst actresses around, Gretchen Mol, gave birth to a baby boy last month and I guess nobody cared. She announced it to People Magazine yesterday. Gretchen and her director husband, Tod Williams, had the baby in NYC on September 10th.

 

They named the poor child Ptolemy John Williams.

 

This isn't Ancient Greece! I don't even know how to pronounce that crap. Just because you name your child after some olden times smart person doesn't mean your kid is going to be a genius.

 

From now on the damn State needs to name celebrity children. Celebs are incapable of doing so themselves.