Jessica Biel Is A Dumbass

 

Jessica Biel left a yoga studio in Santa Monica today and instead of heading right to her car, dumb bitch created a scene. She started shouting at the paps to "not get close to her" and "to get a real job." She apparently tried to hit one of them with her umbrella. Um...She-Jessica...Brit Brit did that mooonths ago. Get a new gimmick.

 

I say this now, because I'm safe behind my computer. There's no way I'd tell it to that lady dude's face. She's built like a pitbull and she'd throw a car at me or something.