Thursday, October 25th 2007
Not About Iggy
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have split?! Don't crush my lesbian dreams! A source told Star Magazine that the reason Ellen lost it on her show had little to do with Iggy and more to do with her 3-year relationship to Portia coming to an end. Using Iggy to mask your real heartache?! How rude!
A source said that their 15 year age difference is having an effect. "Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home. When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”
Portia is a dumb bitch! Ellen is rich as hell! Porta get it together. While you're sucking on that old, lanky vagina just think of dollar signs.
If that doesn't work just go running naked through the desert claiming your name is Celestia and you're the daughter of God!