America's Sleaziest Model

 

Andre Birleanu currently stars as the a-hole hunk on Vh1's reality show "America's Most Smartest Model." Andre was charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment yesterday after he allegedly groped a 19-year-old woman at a party at Cipriani Downtown in Manhattan.

 

The woman spoke to the New York Post. She said, "He's so explosive. You can see it in his eyes. He has this insane thing inside of him." 

 

Wait...how big is this insane thing? It looks like it could be big, but well...ok I'll stop! This is no joking matter!  

 

The woman went on to say, "He touched my genitalia, and I immediately moved away. Then I looked over, and he looked really upset . . . I went up to him. And he was standing there with his head down. He said something along the lines of 'no.' He then grabbed my boob."  

This isn't Andre's first time at the rodeo. He was arrested on October 17th for stalking and attempting to assault another model. He's also been in jail before for harassment, contempt and assault.

 

A real peach this one! Andre said this about his latest charge, "I didn't molest anyone . . . I already slept with that girl, so it's strange she would say I touched her inappropriately."

 

Moron party of one! Just because you slept with a girl once doesn't mean you have the right to grab her ass whenever you want. You can do this to me, but everyone knows I'm a slut and don't mind, but you can't do this to everyone!