I'd Recognize That Chin Anywhere!

 

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon put on some bootleg costumes to attend Kate Hudson's Halloween party last night. These celebrities could have almost any costume they want and they come up with this crap! Let me guess. Reese went as a dumb twit whose hair went white, because she had so much sexual frustration built-up from not getting effed by the gays she involves herself with. I know it's a stretch, but that's her costume! 

 

And Jake wanted to wear a fabulous sequined catsuit with that mask, but thought he'd better just put on a plaid shirt instead.

 

TMZ has a little video of Reese and Jakey trying to make their getaway. Ugh, they are so transparent! Looking like they don't want to get "caught." 

 

Source: Buzz Foto