Marie Antoinette - Snaggletooth in a Powdered Wig

I unfortunately went to see Marie Antoinette last night. Yes, I want to fuck Kiki Dunst with her own snaggletooth, but I buy into hype. My $10 went down the drain. I basically could’ve gotten the same images from a Meat Loaf video. It was all style, no substance.

Many critics agreed with my dumb ass and here are some hot quotes. I love bad reviews:

" Without daddy's money...Coppola's emaciated screenplay would still be moldering on her hard drive as the author worked the 10-4 shift at the Starbucks on Figueroa." – Film Threat

"As for Dunst, there's nothing she does here that couldn't have been done by Jessica Simpson." – Deseret News

So if you want to see this trash, make sure you get drunk and bring some weed. Which will probably get you arrested, but at least you’ll have a much more exciting experience than staying and watching this bore.

That being said, Jamie Donran is in it and he’s the hotness.