Ashley's Older Dude

 

36-year-old Lance Armstrong recently split up from designer Tory Burch and it looks like he's traded up. Lance showed up to the Rose Bar in NYC on Monday night with 21-year-old Ashley Olsen. Witnesses told Page Six that the two were making out all night.

 

"They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

 

Ash is only 21. Everyone should spend their 20s slutting it up. Get in, get on, get off and get out! Lance is a hot piece of man meat, so she should suck that one nut and then move on.  

 

Although, watching her make out with Lance Armstrong would probably freak me out for a while. But it is Halloween!