Paris Hilton Wore This Skank Outfit For The Troops

Paris Hilton is so patriotic. This dumb whore wore this military "costume" to her Halloween party at LAX in Las Vegas last night. Get this shit. When asked by Raw Vegas why she chose this costume she said:

"I'm wearing this for the troops because I know they're having a hard time right now and don't really get to celebrate Halloween."

I have a better idea! Since Paris has the outfit and everything we should send her ass to Iraq! She can shoot toxic crabs out of her vagina. She would obliterate the enemies. An American Hero!!!!

Click here to see the video of Paris actually saying that. Paris pleae let your vagina do the talking from now on. It obviously has a higher IQ than your other brain.

Apocalypse Now! No seriously, please...right now!