The "Who Cares?" News

This is where TomKat is honeymooning and by "honeymooning" I mean she'll stare at the ocean and he'll yack away to anybody who will listen. - I'm Not Obsessed

Peter Jackson hops off The Hobbit - Coming Soon

Details on the TomKat wedding kiss and cue vomit seizure - AP

Is Britney Spears going to release her sex tape for free? Ugh, Paris Hilton's influence is already infiltrating her. - SOW

Carmen Electra is totally eating old lady chocha - Gabsmash