Who Is October's Hot Slut of the Month?

 

It's about that time again! Please take time out from trying to scrub the caca oil out of your toilet to vote for October's Hot Slut of the Month! Seriously, after I asked about that diet shit Alli, a lot of you wrote me to warn me that if I take that crap my ass will ooze grease uncontrollably. It does that anyway, so I'm not scared. Back to the matter at hand! Your choices are:

 

 

Cast your vote at the poll box on the top sidebar. The winning slut will be announced Wednesday. Happy voting!