Christina Finally Got Wise

 

Christina Applegate's divorce to that hot bitch Johnathon Schaech was finalized back in August and she immediately started dating some new dude. However, witnesses told People Magazine that Christina and her ex-husband were making out at Les Deux on Friday night.

 

The source said, "They just made out all of a sudden. They didn't really look around to see who was looking, it just happened, but it wasn't that weird after. They just went along talking to friends and separated soon after and both kept partying."

 

Christina's genitals probably realized how damn gorgeous her ex-husband was and sent smoke signals to her brain. That man is every shade of sexy and Christina was a dumb bitch to let him go! Hell, if I saw him at a club I'd go up to him and start making out with him. He probably gets that all the time.