I Know Ken Paves Has Something To Do With This

 

Will Nicole Kidman please tear herself away from the botox needle just for a second to take her husband to the hairdresser. Keith Urban needs to step out of 1998 and quit it with the highlights. I blame The Paves. His shit looks like it was done with a cap. Cap highlights. I don't think Nicole realizes, because she never looks at him. 

 

Here's Nicky and Keith at the CMA Awards in Nashville last night. I thought I was having an acid flashback, but quickly realized it was just her dress.