Joanie Laurer Legally Changes Her Name

 

The shemale formerly known as Joan Marie Laurer was in court yesterday to legally change her name to Chyna. She also used this time to bash her former WWE boss, Vince McMahon.

 

Chyna told TMZ cameras, "Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"

 

The theatrics never end. When Chyna left the WWE she had to go by the name Chyna Doll, because they owned her name. Well, she's taking it back. Ok, Tina Turner.

 

Now she just has to chop off her clit-dick and she can legally change her gender to female. Chyna forever!