Never (Going To Happen) Land

 

File this under: Way too good to be true, but still entertaining.

 

Some source claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to buy Neverland Ranch from Michael Jackson. They think it's the perfect place to raise their family.

 

This source said, "Brad and Angelina are very interested in the property, and will be closely following any developments involving the Neverland Ranch." They are impressed with the ranch's security system and the ranch's privacy. 

 

Let me guess. The "source's" name rhymes with WACKO. Jacko is probably leaking this shit to up the price of his hell hole. Jacko is close to losing his beloved crazy house after failing to pay a few mortgage payments.

 

They really should buy that crap and rename is Maddoxland ranch.  

 

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