New York City Bound?

 

The NY Post reports that Britney Spears is currently considering moving to NYC full-time to "start over." Bitch please start over in Antarctica instead.

 

A source said, "Britney and her manager recently looked at a couple of places a few weeks ago. She apparently wants to start over in NYC."

 

Brit reportedly looked at a $9 million loft in the West Village. Last year she sold her East Village pad for $4 million after it sat on the market forever.

This will never happen. NYC doesn't have enough pap-action for Brit. We also don't have enough fast food joints. What the hell is she going to eat? She would be at Gray's Papaya like every single day.

 

Above is Brit with Sam Lutfi the other day. Ugh, is she really doing sex with him? NAST.

 

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