Not Much Of An Upgrade

Brit's MTV VMAs performance is like a bad case of herpes. No matter what you do that shit keeps flaring up. A video featuring Brit's stand-in performing "Gimme More" has been making the rounds. The video shows us what the performance should've looked like had Brit learned the choreography instead of shoving Jack and Cokes down her throat.

It's slightly better, but it's still a bore. Britney is not the type of performer that should only rely on her singing and dancing. Bitch needs razzle dazzle behind her ass. Her other VMA performances worked, because there was a snake or a Madonna involved.

Below is a split-screen of her actual performance and the stand-in's performance. Thrilling shit. I'm sure this will be dissected on CSI: Hillbillies next week.

VIA ONTD