Britney Has Such A Giving Heart

Britney Spears and the photo agency, x17, have joined forces to auction off an autographed copy of one of her CDs on eBay . All proceeds will be donated to UNICEF.

The auction reads:

Britney Spears and X17online are giving one lucky fan the opportunity to own an ONE-OF-A-KIND autographed Britney Spears Blackout CD, signed by the chart-topping singer herself! The pop princess has autographed both the insert and the CD in black permanent marker. Britney and X17online are sponsoring this charity auction to benefit UNICEF, so open your wallets and bid high for this unique piece of Britney history! 100% of proceeds will benefit UNICEF and their efforts to help children around the world.

Does Brit even know what UNICEF is? It's for child protection! That's pretty rich coming from her ass. Proceeds should be donated to the Boys of Britney charity fund. That way they can emancipate themselves from her ass.

Click here to bid on it. I know you want to empty your entire savings account to buy that crap.