Not Surprising

 

A dude is in the hospital after he was seriously injured in a car chase involving Brit Brit outside the Beverly Hills Four Seasons yesterday evening. That Other Blog reports that several cars were in line chasing Britney Spears. An x17 pap car hit a motorcycle sending the passenger flying. He was injured and sent to Cedars-Sinai. 

 

TMZ reports that the injured dude is known as a "spotter." He follows Britney around and then tips off photographers as to her whereabouts. He's apparently only been doing it a couple of days.

 

Poor dude, but what do they need a spotter for? Isn't Britney a spotter herself? I mean she does call them and them where she is, right? They seem to find her ass no matter what. That shit is not her fault, but can't she just stay the hell home? Someone's going to die next time.

 

Maybe she should buy Neverland and they can build a hotel there, a Starbucks, a Taco Bell and she can just stay in her own little land. She can even hire people to pretend to be paps and follow her around. She won't know the difference. Cheeto World!