No Britney Sex Tape?!?

My dreams are shattered! Ok, not really. TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears and KFed will make a joint statement declaring that a tape of them doing the deed does not exist.

Their reps (who is his rep? JJ?) both claim there is no tape and one was never made.

Ugh, I was going to use that tape to curb my appetite and lost a few pounds! Now I'll just have to watch the Anna Nicole Smith c-section video over and over again.