Friday, November 16th 2007
True Lies
Alicia Keys is one of the few people on this planet that doesn't completely annoy me. I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I enjoy what she's giving me. I always figured Alicia for a poon diver, but she's denying that shit. The denial!
She's sick of the gay rumors and claims she has a boyfriend. When asked if she was lesbionic, she said, “I’m as straight as they come.”
Yeah, me too. I'm straight. Straight-up HOMO.


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