There's A Chia Pet On Your Head!

 

Bruce Willis shouldn't try to grow that shit out. He looks way hotter when he's shaved completely. His head looks like it needs a few gallons of Miracle Gro. Poor little grass patch.

 

Here's Brucie with Ashton Kutcher and Sly Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood last night. I think Sly's face is barfing up all the botox he's injected. He should really look into that.