The Jonas Who?!

At last night's American Music Awards one of the Jonas brothers fell while trying to be hot shit during their entrance. That's what you get! First of all, who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?! Once again I feel older than a T-Rex. I need to watch Nickelodeon more.

These twinkies look like the love children of Zac Efron and a black poodle. They are a mess. The blow dryer is working overtime at the Jonas house.

Don't even get me started on their music. That song belongs in a Mentos commercial.