I Hope You're On The Phone With Your Shrink.....

Celine "The Greatest Singer in the World!!!!" Dion dazzled us with her presence at the American Music Awards last night. I love seeing this crazy horse perform, because she turns it on. She's got moves and isn't afraid to use them. Las Vegas has really turned her into a trained performer and when I say "trained performer" I mean drag queen.

It's like Mr. Ed put on a wig, individual fake eyelashes, ten tons of make-up and could suddenly sing. That's Celine and I love her.