A Stunning Alien

 

The Alien Princess, Rihanna, won something or maybe two things at the AMAs last night. I was falling asleep through most of that shit. However, I did manage to wake up and see this hot piece perform. She's like a moving wax figure. It's really strange. Strangely stunning. It's probably sort of scary to have a conversation with her.

 

It's like that old episode of "The Twilight Zone" where that bitch wakes up in a department store and finds all the mannequins alive and moving and shit. It would be like that.