Heather Mills Thinks We Should All Drink Rat's Milk

Heather Mills currently stars in some weird ad campaign for Viva! Heather thinks the world should go Vegan, because it's more eco-friendly. That's kind of funny since bitch showed up in a Mercedes SUV. At the launch in Hyde Park in London, Heather said she had a good alternative to cow's milk.

"Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?"

I probably already drink rat's milk when I get my coffee at McDonald's. If Heather wants to be the one to milk the rats, she can be my guest.

Heather went on to say, "The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet."

No Heather, I think your crazy ass is one of the greatest threats to the planet.