Britney Actually Listened!

 

Britney Spears actually listened to The Commish and hired herself a driver. Brit's new driver was spotted driving around her kids last night. In other BS news, she's apparently dating a new dude!

 

Life & Style reports that Brit is dating a waiter/actor named Michael Marchand. She met him while he was waiting tables at Mirabella Restaurant. He was photographed with her last night.

 

A friend said, “Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming  he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.” 

 

The friend of Michael's went on to say, “He’s very turned on by her.”

 

Nope, it's the fame and cash he's turned on by. Take all that away and all you've got is a frapp drinking butterball turkey who farts a lot.

 

Click here to see the pic of Michael. Put him in oversized clothes, a stupid cap and gold chains and I'd think it was KFed.