Celine Dion Is A Baby

 

Celine Dion accepted an invitation from the mayor of Halifax to perform in their fair hamlet in 2008. Celine agreed, but then pulled out claiming she doesn't want to perform in a city that gives her bad press after a few journalists wrote some negative articles on her.

 

Celine's pepaw husband and manager said, "If we're not welcome in Halifax, we won't go. If it sparks controversy there, if it's a problem, we won't go!"

 

Other sources say Celine cancelled, because the venue wasn't good enough for her. She wanted fireworks and flying pianos and shit.

 

Celine needs to get a new manager, because that pepaw is talking crazy in his old age. Celine runs away because of a little name calling, but what about the fans that made her the richest horsie in the world?!