Happy Turkey Day!

That sexy beast, Kirk Douglas, and I would like to wish you all a happy and drunken Thanksgiving! I am most thankful for all the dumb whores that read my site! Yes, that's you. Seriously though! You are a dumb whore. Ok! Secondly seriously, I'm thankful that some people actually enjoy my stupid ass sometimes. Ok, that's enough of that mushy shit.

Please have a drink on me...or two....or three....or a couple of bottles.

Bonus! Here's Dolly Parton and her piping hot cornish game hens at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade today.

I'm off to get stuffed!

xxxMichael