The Secret Service Suck!
Barbara Bush (no, not the old lady...the drunk) was on vacation in Argentina when she got jacked. She was in a restaurant and was being guarded by the secret service when her purse and celly were stolen. Babs was out in about in San Temo near Buenos Aires when thieves snatched her purse from under the table with the secret service standing nearby. This is what our tax dollars is paying for?!
The secret service were previously involved in an altercation in Argentina. An agent got his ass beat after an attempted mugging. Barbara was probably so drunk and went home with a dude and left her puss and celly. I know how it is.