So Their Love Is Real!

I am so relieved! Finally, there's a real Bachelor couple! Byron Velvick was one of "The Bachelors" and the girl he chose, Mary Delgado, was arrested outside their home in Florida of Wednesday. Mary allegedly beat Bryon's ass! Aww....love is so wonderful.

She apparently punched him so hard in the face that she split his lip. Cops say booze was involved. Isn't it always?

Mary and Byron were on the "Bachelor" reunion last week where they said they would get married soon. Looks like everything's on track!