The Entertainers

 

Entertainment Weekly has named that Harry Potter writer-person as their most entertaining person of 2007. J.K. Rowling topped the list, but she should really be 2007's Greatest Manipulator. She's a rich ass bitch for writing stories about wizards and shit!

 

EW also included Katherine Heigl, Zac Efron, Angelina Jolie, Kanye West, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Carrie Underwears and others.

 

Katherine Heigl?! She's about as entertaining as the wart on my ass.

 

Zac Efron told the magazine he would like a career like Leonardo DiCaprio's, ''Leonardo DiCaprio is someone whose career path I would love to emulate. The problem is there's not enough scripts about giant boats sinking that are immersed in a love story. I can't find that script. I'm thinking about writing Titanic 2. It would pick up right after where the last one left off.''

 

Yeah, he would play Rose.

 

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