Change Of Fart

 

Linda Bollea filed for divorce from Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan last week, but TMZ claims that she's having second thoughts. 48-year-old Linda wants to work her marriage out, but Hulk isn't too sure. He apparently isn't happy about reports that he found out about his divorce from a Florida reporter. He claims he found out from his lawyer and wasn't surprised since his marriage has been sucking for a while. 

 

A source said, "She keeps saying to him 'Can't we find a way to make this work? She doesn't want to see the family break up. She really wants to work it out with him. But it is like pushing up against a brick wall. She is heartbroken about it."

 

More like heartbroken about the money she's going to lose from not being on Vh1's reality show.

 

This is what's going to happen. They are going to reconcile for a little bit and then split for the season finale of their show. Boring! They need a better finale. I think the finale should end with Linda and Brooke getting their dicks cut off, together!