Monday, November 26th 2007

The Wig Is In The Way
 
Tyra Banks is afraid to fuck a man, because of her wig. So claims a source close to Tyra. 
 
A souce said, "Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions. Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!"
 
How about this solution? Get a better wig! There are wigs out there that can taken whatever you throw their way! And what happened to the "SO WHAT?" Tyra?! I mean she'll tell us to "kiss her fat ass," but she won't take off her wig. Come on Tyra! Tell us to kiss your bald head! 
 
Tyra also doesn't like wine, but will order it to look sexy. "Every now and then I'll order some wine at the table. I'll only take two sips, but I'll keep holding the glass 'cause it makes me feel sexy, but I still don't drink it because it still tastes kind of nasty to me."
 
Um...this bitch is talking crazy. Tyra loosen the wig! It'll due your taste buds and vagina a world of good.  
 
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