The Heart Murmur Diet

Lily Allen lost 19lbs in 6 weeks, because her doctor forced her to eat right and work out. Lily was diagnosed with a heart murmur and was put on a diet.

She said, "I have been asthmatic all my life, but this was really quite scary. When they asked me how much exercise I did, I had to be honest and say hardly any."

"I used to love nothing more than sitting in front of the telly with two packets of Ginger Nuts and two bags of milk bottle sweets - and I'd devour the lot. But this heart thing has made me cut back on all that kind of cr*p. I now find that, because I am looking after myself, I don't feel like eating the bad stuff so much."

Lily has also cut back on her partying and boozing, but not the smoking. "I was going pretty crazy back in the summer, drinking way too much and partying loads. But now I don't want to drink so much, I've been cutting back. I should also give up smoking, but haven't quite managed that yet."

Did she ever think that maybe she has asthma, because she smokes? It's Lily Allen we're talking about, so the answer is a big fugly no. Bitch just needs to quit the cigs and stop being such a nag and everything will work out in the end.

I don't know what ginger nuts are, but they sound delicious. Wait, is she talking about Prince Harry's nether regions? That got me hot.

Source: Press Association