This Can't Be Comfortable

 

You probably can't tell from this photo, but Christian Slater is actually crying. Bawling. Why do people do this to themselves? If anything needs stiffening up, it's the dick. Leave the mug alone. Botox the dick.

 

He looks like a really bad Jack Nicholson wax figure.

 

Here's Chrissy Bitch at The Evening Standard Awards in London.

 

 

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