A Baby Boy For Usher

 

According to People.com Usher and Tameka Foster popped out a baby boy last night. Usher's spokeswhore has not yet commented, but apparently she gave birth in Atlanta. Tameka will go home tomorrow.

 

Usher, 29, and Tameka, 36, were married on September 1st.

 

Oh please let them choose some effed up name. We haven't had a truly bad baby's name in a long ass time. Winter's here and I need the laugh to keep me warm. I'll help them out. His name is Usher, so naturally their baby should be named Flashlight. What's an usher without a flashlight? I know...I know....Get the gong!