Is Anything Real Anymore?!

 

First I hear that Miss Puerto might have lied about being pepper sprayed and then I hear that the Hogans might be faking their divorce and now TMZ gives me the news that Marie Osmond might have faked her fainting spell on "Dancing with the Stars." I don't know what to believe anymore!

 

A source said that Marie had a writer on-set feeding her lines and even fed her lines when she got up after her fake faint. The source also said that Marie is on the hunt for a rich dude. She's currently divorcing her second husband. A rich dude? I hear Hulk Hogan is available. 

 

The trickery! How can she be so cold?! It wouldn't surprise me. Bitch can't dance, so she had to do something! I feel so betrayed. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Suri Cruise isn't a real robot.

 

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