Tabitha Taylor Is My New Muse

 

I think I'm in love. I was going through photos and I nearly dropped my Easy Mac after seeing pictures of this lovely, natural beauty. Her name is Tabitha Taylor and no....she's not a porn star. Tabitha has more class than that! She is a Nobel Prize winning Philanthropist. Naw, I think she's a nude model or something. Basically, she's God's gift to me. Oh, and by "gift" I mean a big platter of soggy silicone and restylane. 

 

Here she is at Gene Simmon's roast in Hollywood last night.