Suri Cruise Will Wear Your Monthly Paycheck On Her Feet

 

OK! reports that Katie Holmes has asked Christian Louboutin to design and make a custom pair of shoes for Suri Cruise. Custom Louboutins will run your ass $3,000 and up a pair. 18-month-old Suri has already had a mold made of her feet for her custom shoes. They will be ready by Christmas.

 

A source said, “She’ll be the youngest client."

 

Those aren't custom shoes! Those shoes contain a secret code that will allow her on to the mothership when Xenu comes to town.

 

I'm sure Louboutin threw in a custom pair for Suri since he makes so many "custom" sexy stilletos for Tommy Girl.