Friday, November 30th 2007

Ash & Lance Move On

 
Who knew if Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen were dating, but if they were they've moved on. Lance Armstrong was seen "canoodling" at a Nascar party in NYC last night with fitness model Kim Strother.
 
A witness told OK! Magazine, "They were completely into each other the whole time. I didn't see them kissing, but she was sitting on his lap at one point and being very affectionate."
 
I thought all fitness models were lesbians. She has her arm around him like she's one of the guys. She's whispering in his ear, "Dude check out the rack on the redhead over there."
 
As for Ashley Olsen she was spotted "canoodling" with Josh Lucas at a party for The New Museum in NYC two nights ago. Lance was also at the party and witnesses seem to think Ashley was trying to make him jealous. Naw, she's just a horny troll.
 
A source said, "They were meant to be watching one of the acts but they were cuddling up instead. She was all over him."
 
I just can't keep track with Hollywood hos. Ashley is dating Josh today and tomorrow he will be dating Kate Hudson who will be dating Lance Armstrong the next day who will be dating Ashley again. It's a vicious circle
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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