Skanksgiving Crumbs

John Mayer is not spending Turkey day with Jessica Simpson, because there's not a bird big enough to shut her fat mouth up - INO

Did Blohan OD? - Egotastic!

Katie Holmes looks like she dealt with her wedding by getting wasted - Mollygood

Abbie Corndog denies bumping uglies with Ryan Phillipe - Hollywood Rag

Kate Moss goes out without her ring, Petey probably hawked it for some crack - A Socialite's Life

Keira Knightley's husband-to-be is sort of hot - IDLYITW

Nelly Furtado was sort of hot at the AMAs - Just Jared

Pamela Anderson is always nude - Hollywood Tuna

David Gest NOT gay...Damn I thought I had a chance - SOW

Eva tries to hit Lance....ok not really...but you know she did - Popsugar

Cameron Diaz's new nose is still skank - BWE